high school was a tough time for me
Oh look, it’s Frieza.
(Source: cryo-sleep)
the dog all puppies aspire to be
he did it
he caught the tail
his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”
wow u go dog u did it !!
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via grantthrustin)
MUTHA. FUCKIN. CLOYSTER.
GET
YO
BITCH
ASS
OUT
HERE
AND SAY. IT. TO. MAH. FAYCE.
(Source: wifiguy1010, via sirsocko)
This is Grýla, an Icelandic monster who ate bad children before Christmas.
You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
Or an Icelandic monster will fucking eat you.
Omg
The mom doesn’t even look panicked she’s just “Sigh. Goddamn it Jimmy I fucking told you.”
“not again”
“ugh, we’re running out of kids”
(via sirsocko)
we dressed my cat up and made him a parade float
and he’s so happy. i’m crying.
(via k1ngscross)
tribute to the greatest Iron Man cosplay ever
(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
to get a lot of followers you need a popular post
to get a popular post you need a lot of followers
To get a job you need experience
to get experience you need a job
to get a car you need a job
to get a job you need a car
(via kanyewetzelpretzel)
no pam i dont want a bagel im already going to be late have you seen my keys
this is the post i regret making most in life
almost as good as pearl interrupted
via laugh-addict
(via k1ngscross)